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This guy takes his wife golfing. As he's warming up on the first tee, she makes her way to the ladies' tees and is taking some practice swings. She's not concerned because her husband is a very good golfer...

Sure enough, he takes a mighty pull, catches it thin and the resulting line-drive kills her instantly.

Later, after the autopsie, the coroner is having a conversation with the man.

He says, 'Sir, we found a ball in your wifes cranium...'

The man just nods his head.

'But what I can't figure out', he continues, 'is why she also had a ball ... errr... where the sun doesn't shine?'

'Oh!' The husband exclaims, 'That was just my Mulligan!'

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I'd like to be able to prove, just for once, that money wouldn't make me happy...

Alain...That's a great one...welcome to our sick world!

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JJ
Napa, CA
http://www.DonohueGuitars.com

It has been so long since I golfed, I had to look up what is meant by "Mulligan." Then, I LMAO.

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"Building guitars looks hard, but it's actually much harder than it looks." Tom Buck