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Bobc

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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:57 am

Brazilian Rosewood

Joined: Mon Dec 27, 2004 9:42 pm
Posts: 4217
Location: Buffalo, NY
First name: Robert
Last Name: Cefalu
City: Buffalo
State: NY
Zip/Postal Code: 14217
Country: US

Do we press harder on a remote control

    when we know the batteries are getting

    dead?


Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient

    funds" when they know there is not enough

    money?


Why does someone believe you when you

    say there are four billion stars, but check

    when you say the paint is wet?


Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?


Why do they use sterilized needles for

   death by lethal injection?


Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?


Why does Superman stop bullets with his

   chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver

   at him?


Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?


Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there

   still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble

   bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not

   on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the

   refrigerator with hopes that something

   new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string

   a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner,

   then reach down, pick it up, examine it,

   then put it down to give the vacuum one

   more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from

   the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those

   enclosed light fixtures?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to

   catch something that's falling off the table

   you always manage to knock something else

   over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house

   as warm as it was in summer when we

   complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?


And my FAVORITE...

   The statistics on sanity are that one out

   of every four persons is suffering from

   some sort of mental illness. Think of your

   three best friends -- if they're okay, then

   it's you.

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Beautiful and unusual tone woods at a reasonable price.
http://www.rctonewoods.com/RCT_Store
The Zootman
1109 Military Rd.
Kenmore, NY 14217
(716) 874-1498

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Brad Way

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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:23 pm

Koa

Joined: Tue Jul 04, 2006 3:24 am
Posts: 744
Location: United States

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Avon, OH

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Terry Stowell

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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:50 pm

Koa

Joined: Thu Feb 24, 2005 4:53 am
Posts: 1584
Location: PA, United States

Thanks Bob. You brighten our day my friend.

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Evan Gluck

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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:52 pm

Koa

Joined: Sat Dec 03, 2005 4:35 am
Posts: 728
Location: United States

Wow Bob! I loved those, I am waiting for my wife to get home to show her.
Evan

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old man

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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:55 pm

Brazilian Rosewood

Joined: Mon Jul 04, 2005 7:13 am
Posts: 3270
Location: United States

Why indeed?

Thanks Bob, I enjoyed this.

Ron

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OLD MAN formerly (and formally) known as:

Ron Wisdom

Somewhere in the middle of Arkansas......

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Dale R. Kirby

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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:37 pm

Mahogany

Joined: Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:41 am
Posts: 61
Location: Chi. N/W Burbs Illinois

I know I am insane and I think everyone I know is insane. That leaves a bunch of sane people who don't want anything to do with me or anyone I know. I LIKE it.

Kirby

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Dave Anderson

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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:46 pm

Brazilian Rosewood

Joined: Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:11 am
Posts: 2761
Location: Tampa Bay
First name: Dave
Last Name: Anderson
City: Clearwater
State: Florida
Zip/Postal Code: 33755
Country: United States

Thanks Bob!

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Anderson Guitars
Clearwater,Fl. 33755

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Jim Watts

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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:53 pm

Contributing Member

Joined: Thu May 12, 2005 5:46 am
Posts: 2991
Location: United States

I don't know WHY I liked it, but I liked it. Thanks.

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Jim Watts
http://jameswattsguitars.com

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Bobc

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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:19 pm

Brazilian Rosewood

Joined: Mon Dec 27, 2004 9:42 pm
Posts: 4217
Location: Buffalo, NY
First name: Robert
Last Name: Cefalu
City: Buffalo
State: NY
Zip/Postal Code: 14217
Country: US

Thanks everyone. I thought it was funny and no cussing to boot.

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Beautiful and unusual tone woods at a reasonable price.
http://www.rctonewoods.com/RCT_Store
The Zootman
1109 Military Rd.
Kenmore, NY 14217
(716) 874-1498

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JBreault

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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:40 am

Koa

Joined: Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:44 am
Posts: 987
Location: United States
First name: Joe
Last Name: Breault
City: Merrimack
State: NH
Status: Amateur

Ahhh...the questions of the universe.

These are great, Bob.

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Joe Breault
Merrimack, NH
Perpetual novice

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LanceK

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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:13 am

Site Admin

Joined: Mon Dec 27, 2004 5:02 am
Posts: 8553
Location: United States
First name: Lance
Last Name: Kragenbrink
City: Vandercook Lake
State: Michigan
Zip/Postal Code: 49203
Country: USA
Focus: Build
Status: Semi-pro

Those were great! Thanks Bob!

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