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Author:  Bobc [ Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:57 am ]
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Do we press harder on a remote control

    when we know the batteries are getting

    dead?

    
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient

    funds" when they know there is not enough

    money?

    
Why does someone believe you when you

    say there are four billion stars, but check

    when you say the paint is wet?

   
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

   
Why do they use sterilized needles for

   death by lethal injection?

   
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

   
Why does Superman stop bullets with his

   chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver

   at him?

   
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

   
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there

   still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble

   bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not

   on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the

   refrigerator with hopes that something

   new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string

   a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner,

   then reach down, pick it up, examine it,

   then put it down to give the vacuum one

   more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from

   the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those

   enclosed light fixtures?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to

   catch something that's falling off the table

   you always manage to knock something else

   over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house

   as warm as it was in summer when we

   complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

   
And my FAVORITE...

   The statistics on sanity are that one out

   of every four persons is suffering from

   some sort of mental illness. Think of your

   three best friends -- if they're okay, then

   it's you.
Author:  Brad Way [ Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:23 pm ]
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Author:  Terry Stowell [ Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:50 pm ]
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Thanks Bob. You brighten our day my friend.
Author:  Evan Gluck [ Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:52 pm ]
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Wow Bob! I loved those, I am waiting for my wife to get home to show her.
Evan
Author:  old man [ Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:55 pm ]
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Why indeed?


Thanks Bob, I enjoyed this.

Ron
Author:  Dale R. Kirby [ Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:37 pm ]
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I know I am insane and I think everyone I know is insane.  That leaves a bunch of sane people who don't want anything to do with me or anyone I know.  I LIKE it.  

Kirby
Author:  Dave Anderson [ Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:46 pm ]
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   Thanks Bob!
Author:  Jim Watts [ Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:53 pm ]
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I don't know WHY I liked it, but I liked it. Thanks.
Author:  Bobc [ Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:19 pm ]
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Thanks everyone. I thought it was funny and no cussing to boot.
Author:  JBreault [ Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:40 am ]
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Ahhh...the questions of the universe.

These are great, Bob.
Author:  LanceK [ Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:13 am ]
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Those were great! Thanks Bob!
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