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    It's getting closer to BBQ time and I ran across this great tip for starting a briquette BBQ! All you need is liquid oxygen(LOX)!

   This guy starts with 60lbs(approx 25kilos) of charcoal and adds three gallons(11 liters) of LOX! He burns up 40lbs(18kilos) in 3 seconds which leaves the BBQ all ready to go Babe! And of course it self cleans the grill (and everything else within a 2 meter radius!)




    You have to have a source of flames already present in the BBQ, and...

                                (IMPORTANT SAFETY TIP)    

    DO NOT soak the briquette in LOX or it will explode, which will send your wienies fly'in with the equivalence of a 1 stick of dynamite per briquette!   Yes! Yes! And so the Heshster can understand... HESH... GOOOO... BOOOOOM !!!!

I laugh at Matchlite HA!

    This method also doubles as an excellent means of signaling extraterrestrial beings from your back yard!

    So Elvis may be show'in up at one of my BBQ shindigs this summer!! Cool Huhn??    

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Billy Dean Thomas
Covina, CA

"Multi famam, conscientiam, pauci verentur."
(Many fear their reputation, few their conscience)

Great info, Billy! That guy might be competing for this year's Darwin Award!

I believe Hesh might know something about LOX & Bagels. Hmmm...I wonder if that's whats been giving him that gas problem lately?

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JJ
Napa, CA
http://www.DonohueGuitars.com

You could probably put the whole hog in Billy's grill and in a matter of seconds it comes out looking like Hesh's ribs.

Ron

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OLD MAN formerly (and formally) known as:

Ron Wisdom

Somewhere in the middle of Arkansas......

Hey Billy,

Impressive barbie. That fella in the image, who is so obviously enjoying his day off with the family, he doesn't happen to have a day job work'in for a certain federal gov agency based somewhere near Waco does he??

Just thought it might explain the over kill with the pyrotechnics

Cheers

Kim

[quote]he doesn't happen to have a day job work'in for a certain federal gov agency based somewhere near Waco does he?? [/quote]

    Actually! He's a Professor at Perdue University!

   He's showing the potential of oxidisers, I guess. His name is George Globe! You see that name on the itinerary you take the class!

    Every University should have a class in violent combustables!


[quote=Hesh]No stinkin Lox and bagels for me - I like PORK!!! [/quote]

    Hey! Is that Kosher You have go to sleep covered with chocolate sauce, bread flour and a menorah, I guess??

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Billy Dean Thomas
Covina, CA

"Multi famam, conscientiam, pauci verentur."
(Many fear their reputation, few their conscience)

[quote=J.J.] I believe Hesh might know something about LOX & Bagels. Hmmm...I wonder if that's whats been giving him that gas problem lately? [/quote]

    Speaking of Hesh's....er... outbursts?! Keep your pets away from the BBQ!

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Billy Dean Thomas
Covina, CA

"Multi famam, conscientiam, pauci verentur."
(Many fear their reputation, few their conscience)

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I'd like to be able to prove, just for once, that money wouldn't make me happy...

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OLD MAN formerly (and formally) known as:

Ron Wisdom

Somewhere in the middle of Arkansas......

Billy.....Billy..........Billllllllllly

That's gotta be one of the best pic-puns ever!

Being inside of Billy's head would have to be one of the scariest places on Pluto!

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JJ
Napa, CA
http://www.DonohueGuitars.com

He can be a stinker.

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OLD MAN formerly (and formally) known as:

Ron Wisdom

Somewhere in the middle of Arkansas......

[quote]Billy is from Uranus......... [/quote]



     Well Hesh Buddy, at least I'm not a Klingon! (from the old Star Trek/toilet paper joke)

[quote=JJ]That's gotta be one of the best pic-puns ever![/quote]

     I'd like to take credit for that one JJ but I found that on the internet! Pretty freak'in funny! Considering Mr. Hesh Breakwind's penchant for fart jokes I thought it would come in handy. He didn't let me down!!!!

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Billy Dean Thomas
Covina, CA

"Multi famam, conscientiam, pauci verentur."
(Many fear their reputation, few their conscience)