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Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of murdered?

Why do you "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all of those ACME products, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

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Ron

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Ron Wisdom

Somewhere in the middle of Arkansas......

Those were very good Rod !

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Anderson Guitars
Clearwater,Fl. 33755

[QUOTE=Rod True] Why did you just try singing the two songs above?[/QUOTE]
Dang!!!

Good one Rod, but now I can't get the tune out of my head.

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Don Atwood
Arlington, VA

Little known fact there Normy (in my best Cliff Claven...) that tune for the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle is actually a french song published in 1774 by a Mr. Bouin entitled 'Ah, vous dirai-je maman'...

Many famous composers such as Mozart and Saint-Saens were inspired by it....

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I'd like to be able to prove, just for once, that money wouldn't make me happy...

And don't forget that Ba-Ba black sheep is also sung to the same tune

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"There's really no wrong way, as long as the results are what's desired." Charles Fox

"We have to constantly remind ourselves what we're doing....No Luthier is putting a man on the moon!" Harry Fleishman

"Generosity is always different in the eye of the person who didn't receive anything, but who wanted some." Waddy Thomson

I routinly switch part way through each of those three when I sing to my daughter at bedtime.

Drives her crazy

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"There's really no wrong way, as long as the results are what's desired." Charles Fox

"We have to constantly remind ourselves what we're doing....No Luthier is putting a man on the moon!" Harry Fleishman

"Generosity is always different in the eye of the person who didn't receive anything, but who wanted some." Waddy Thomson

Having just read the "say nice things" post and the hellos to Serge, I must say that the big smiles this brought to my face and heart were a welcome medicine. Thanks.mt