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I am honored to have my first ever commission come from none other the Paris Hilton. She wanted it to be bold and to fit her lifestyle... It was risky but here is what I came up with.

She tried to pay me with "Get out of Jail Free" cards... but I found out that these are usually replaced rather quickly with "Get your a** back in Jail" cards.

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Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils - Louis Hector Berlioz

Chansen / C hansen / C. Hansen / Christian Hansen - not a handle.

Christian

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Aoibeann

Very nice!

Is that a spruce and Cedar 17 piece top?

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Thanks,
Blain

http://www.ullrichguitar.com

"89.67% of all statistics are made up on the spot."

Actually blain the white was inlayed... the miters were brutal! This guitar really has a voice like it's new owner... squeaky and unintelligible.

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Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils - Louis Hector Berlioz

Chansen / C hansen / C. Hansen / Christian Hansen - not a handle.

Christian

That's Hot!!!

I think it needs more bling!

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Peter M.
Cornerstone Guitars
http://www.cornerstoneukes.com

    You guys should have compassion on Paris! Now she has to live like the rest of us!

The Horror!! The Horror!!

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Billy Dean Thomas
Covina, CA

"Multi famam, conscientiam, pauci verentur."
(Many fear their reputation, few their conscience)

I guess you heard Paris is back out of jail again? Yep, she just stepped through the bars.   

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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

I knew we embraced the catch and release philosophy as far as our treatment of miscreants goes, but this is getting stupid.

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Aoibeann

It's a lovely guitar but I really think the lovely Ms. Hilton would be better served with a Harmonica.
"Oh, yeah, I've got the They took away my Bently and I haven't had a pedicure in weeks, blues"

Hope you tape some nut files inside the guitar, it will give her a head start in planning her prison break.

Peter

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Hope you tape some nut files inside the guitar, it will give her a head start in planning her prison break.

Peter

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No, apparently a well paid psychiatrist and whining will do the trick if you have a last name like that.

I'm changing my name to Christian Doubletree - it has a nice ring doesn't it?

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Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils - Louis Hector Berlioz

Chansen / C hansen / C. Hansen / Christian Hansen - not a handle.

Christian

[QUOTE=Bill Greene] I guess you heard Paris is back out of jail again? Yep, she just stepped through the bars.    [/QUOTE]

OK, here we go....

Paris is SO skinny, when she stands sideways and sticks out here tongue she looks like a zipper!

TA DAH!

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Hank Mauel

Lol! 

Paris is so skinny when she and Rosie O'Donell stand next to each other they look like the number 10!

Paris is so skinny she only has one stripe on her jail uniform.

...if she put on a fur coat, she'd look like a pipe cleaner.

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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Besides the fact that this post is ridiculously off topic (and yes I started it), I think we have gone a bit far... perhaps too far. Nah. I think she is going to enjoy the accessories.


I have far too much time on my hands.

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Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils - Louis Hector Berlioz

Chansen / C hansen / C. Hansen / Christian Hansen - not a handle.

Christian

I KNEW we could bring out the best joke writers on the forum!

A person this self=centered and vain is a bottomless well for jokes and snide comments.

Game on!

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Hank Mauel

After receiving Chanson's lovely guitar, Paris realized that she really didn't know how to play the guitar, or read music, or read anything for that matter.
So she did what she does best and got drunk.
She was staggering down the main street of town. Somehow, she managed to make it up the stairs to a cathedral and into the building, where she crashed from pew to pew. She finally made her way to a side aisle and into a confessional. A priest had been observing the lovely lady's sorry progress. Figuring she was in need of some assistance, he proceeded to enter his side of the confessional. His attention was rewarded only by a lengthy silence. Finally he asked, "May I help you, my dear?" "I dunno." came the drunk's voice from behind the partition. "You got any toilet paper on your side?"

She's so skinny she could stand under a clothes line when its raining and not get wet.

I try and not delight in the misfortunes of others but I have to say when I saw miss teasy wearsy crying in the back of the cop car on her way back to jail, I had to laugh....
She could have really just slid under the radar and kept a lo pro - but her get out of jail catered "party" just disgusted and outraged America,
so much that she landed herself back in the slammer with her own audacity... way to go duchess , I mean your heinous, um highness.
Cheers
Charliewood

When the police pulled her over for breaking the speed limit, she offered to pay to have it fixed.

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