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Author:  Chansen [ Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:47 pm ]
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I am honored to have my first ever commission come from none other the Paris Hilton. She wanted it to be bold and to fit her lifestyle... It was risky but here is what I came up with.

She tried to pay me with "Get out of Jail Free" cards... but I found out that these are usually replaced rather quickly with "Get your a** back in Jail" cards.





Author:  Lillian F-W [ Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:57 pm ]
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Author:  Blain [ Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:00 pm ]
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Very nice!

Is that a spruce and Cedar 17 piece top?
Author:  Chansen [ Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:03 pm ]
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Actually blain the white was inlayed... the miters were brutal! This guitar really has a voice like it's new owner... squeaky and unintelligible.
Author:  SimonF [ Fri Jun 08, 2007 4:44 pm ]
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That's Hot!!!
Author:  peterm [ Fri Jun 08, 2007 5:09 pm ]
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I think it needs more bling!
Author:  Billy T [ Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:46 pm ]
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    You guys should have compassion on Paris! Now she has to live like the rest of us!

The Horror!! The Horror!!
Author:  Bill Greene [ Sat Jun 09, 2007 3:07 am ]
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I guess you heard Paris is back out of jail again? Yep, she just stepped through the bars.   
Author:  Lillian F-W [ Sat Jun 09, 2007 5:53 am ]
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I knew we embraced the catch and release philosophy as far as our treatment of miscreants goes, but this is getting stupid.
Author:  Pwoolson [ Sat Jun 09, 2007 6:01 am ]
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It's a lovely guitar but I really think the lovely Ms. Hilton would be better served with a Harmonica.
"Oh, yeah, I've got the They took away my Bently and I haven't had a pedicure in weeks, blues"
Author:  psl53 [ Sat Jun 09, 2007 6:09 am ]
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Hope you tape some nut files inside the guitar, it will give her a head start in planning her prison break.


Peter
Author:  Chansen [ Sat Jun 09, 2007 6:45 am ]
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[QUOTE=psl53]

Hope you tape some nut files inside the guitar, it will give her a head start in planning her prison break.


Peter

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No, apparently a well paid psychiatrist and whining will do the trick if you have a last name like that.

I'm changing my name to Christian Doubletree - it has a nice ring doesn't it?
Author:  Hank Mauel [ Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:56 am ]
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[QUOTE=Bill Greene] I guess you heard Paris is back out of jail again? Yep, she just stepped through the bars.    [/QUOTE]

OK, here we go....

Paris is SO skinny, when she stands sideways and sticks out here tongue she looks like a zipper!

TA DAH!


Author:  davidmor [ Sat Jun 09, 2007 12:02 pm ]
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Lol! 

Paris is so skinny when she and Rosie O'Donell stand next to each other they look like the number 10!
Author:  Pwoolson [ Sat Jun 09, 2007 12:24 pm ]
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Paris is so skinny she only has one stripe on her jail uniform.
Author:  Bill Greene [ Sat Jun 09, 2007 1:14 pm ]
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...if she put on a fur coat, she'd look like a pipe cleaner.

Author:  Chansen [ Sat Jun 09, 2007 2:44 pm ]
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Besides the fact that this post is ridiculously off topic (and yes I started it), I think we have gone a bit far... perhaps too far. Nah. I think she is going to enjoy the accessories.


I have far too much time on my hands.
Author:  Hank Mauel [ Sun Jun 10, 2007 5:15 am ]
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I KNEW we could bring out the best joke writers on the forum!

A person this self=centered and vain is a bottomless well for jokes and snide comments.

Game on!
Author:  Pwoolson [ Sun Jun 10, 2007 6:49 am ]
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After receiving Chanson's lovely guitar, Paris realized that she really didn't know how to play the guitar, or read music, or read anything for that matter.
So she did what she does best and got drunk.
She was staggering down the main street of town. Somehow, she managed to make it up the stairs to a cathedral and into the building, where she crashed from pew to pew. She finally made her way to a side aisle and into a confessional. A priest had been observing the lovely lady's sorry progress. Figuring she was in need of some assistance, he proceeded to enter his side of the confessional. His attention was rewarded only by a lengthy silence. Finally he asked, "May I help you, my dear?" "I dunno." came the drunk's voice from behind the partition. "You got any toilet paper on your side?"
Author:  redennis3 [ Sun Jun 10, 2007 8:35 am ]
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She's so skinny she could stand under a clothes line when its raining and not get wet.
Author:  charliewood [ Sun Jun 10, 2007 9:19 am ]
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I try and not delight in the misfortunes of others but I have to say when I saw miss teasy wearsy crying in the back of the cop car on her way back to jail, I had to laugh....
She could have really just slid under the radar and kept a lo pro - but her get out of jail catered "party" just disgusted and outraged America,
so much that she landed herself back in the slammer with her own audacity... way to go duchess , I mean your heinous, um highness.
Cheers
Charliewood
Author:  Pwoolson [ Sun Jun 10, 2007 9:19 am ]
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When the police pulled her over for breaking the speed limit, she offered to pay to have it fixed.
Author:  L. Presnall [ Sun Jun 10, 2007 11:37 am ]
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IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!    MOM! MOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!
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