There's a new product I've discovered called the Beer Belly ...Awesome! It's a polyurethane sling with a container and dispensor straw attached!
One can take fine beverages where ever one would desire. Here's a guy enjoying the money saving advantages at a sporting event.
Here's a guy at work... no one needs to know!!!
Also, for the girls there's the WineRack(in development, beta versions only)!
And, to avoid that vaguely obese look, I've heard rumors there's a Beer Jock Strap !!!
We live in a truly wonderful age!!
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