That's great stuff Bob.
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| Author: | Bobc [ Thu Sep 01, 2005 9:39 am ] |
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A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude." "You must be in Information Technology," said the balloonist. "I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is, technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip." The woman below responded, "You must be in Management." "I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?" "Well," said the woman, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are,due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault." |
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| Author: | Shane Neifer [ Thu Sep 01, 2005 9:55 am ] |
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Thanks Bob, I had to send that one around the office! Shane |
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| Author: | John Kinnaird [ Thu Sep 01, 2005 11:00 am ] |
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That's great stuff Bob.
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| Author: | Terry Stowell [ Thu Sep 01, 2005 11:02 am ] |
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Bob that's not only funny, profound! I like it |
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| Author: | Dave-SKG [ Thu Sep 01, 2005 11:05 am ] |
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very true...good one goomps! |
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| Author: | Cocephus [ Thu Sep 01, 2005 11:14 am ] |
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And so are the days of our lives... |
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| Author: | Brock Poling [ Thu Sep 01, 2005 11:27 am ] |
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Those IT people.... I'll tell you.  
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| Author: | Mark Laura [ Thu Sep 01, 2005 11:44 am ] |
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This one is going up in my office that's for sure Bob!
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| Author: | ctholden [ Thu Sep 01, 2005 12:02 pm ] |
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Thanks Bob, I needed a good laugh. That is priceless. 
Craig |
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