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Author:  Pete Licis [ Mon May 22, 2006 3:46 am ]
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She's a little melon-headed, but just as effective as I!

Kath Blanchard mentioned I should keep her out of the sun ... in fear of melanoma!   




Author:  LanceK [ Mon May 22, 2006 4:40 am ]
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Author:  Serge Poirier [ Mon May 22, 2006 5:15 am ]
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Good one Pete!

Author:  L. Presnall [ Mon May 22, 2006 7:39 am ]
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I bet when your mother insisted on a church wedding she said, "You cantelope"!

Author:  Pete Licis [ Mon May 22, 2006 8:02 am ]
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[QUOTE=L. Presnall] I bet when your mother insisted on a church wedding she said, "You cantelope"! [/QUOTE]

Yeah, and she was quite "melon-dramatic" about it!!!

Hahahahaha!!!

STOP IT!

YER KILLIN' ME !!!!

Author:  Don Williams [ Mon May 22, 2006 8:04 am ]
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Pete, you been smokin' something illegal?

Author:  clavin [ Mon May 22, 2006 8:28 am ]
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Had to ask....


Craig L

Author:  Pete Licis [ Tue May 23, 2006 3:24 am ]
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[QUOTE=clavin] Had to ask.... [/QUOTE]

Good one Craig! I can't believe I didn't think of that one!

By the way, gorgeous work in your posts! Truly inspiring.

Author:  Pete Licis [ Tue May 23, 2006 3:25 am ]
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[QUOTE=Don Williams] Pete, you been smokin' something illegal?
[/QUOTE]

Huh?

It's still illegal ?????

Author:  burbank [ Tue May 23, 2006 7:11 am ]
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Del Monte? or Chiquita?

Only her hairdresser knows for sure.....

Author:  Pete Licis [ Tue May 23, 2006 7:56 am ]
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[QUOTE=burbank] Del Monte? or Chiquita?

Only her hairdresser knows for sure.....[/QUOTE]


Oh, man, you guys are great! Yer' crackin' me up bigtime!

Author:  Don Williams [ Tue May 23, 2006 9:54 am ]
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nevermind...Don Williams38861.5395023148

Author:  clavin [ Tue May 23, 2006 2:44 pm ]
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Wilson!!!!


Ba dum bum....


Craig L

Author:  PaulB [ Tue May 23, 2006 3:53 pm ]
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[QUOTE=clavin] Wilson!!!!


Ba dum bum....


Craig L
[/QUOTE]

Now that was funny

Author:  Billy T [ Tue May 23, 2006 5:22 pm ]
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Melony must be great at

........vine.......inlays!
sorry!



Billy Dean

Author:  Pete Licis [ Wed May 24, 2006 1:52 am ]
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[QUOTE=clavin] Wilson!!!!


Ba dum bum....
[/QUOTE]

Another great one!



"Melony must be great at ........vine.......inlays!"


You bet!!! She loves doing family portraits!



Only one slight problem with Melanie last night ...

She's starting to smell A LITTLE RIPE!
Pete Licis38861.453912037

Author:  Billy T [ Wed May 24, 2006 5:36 am ]
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[QUOTE]You bet!!! She loves doing family portraits! [/QUOTE]
Family Protraits!!
Oh Man! At least, "I" appologized

Your a funny guy Pete!

Author:  clavin [ Wed May 24, 2006 6:10 am ]
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"seed" ideas for others waiting to bear "fruits" of their comedic ideas   
CL

Author:  Billy T [ Wed May 24, 2006 6:02 pm ]
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[QUOTE]She's starting to smell A LITTLE RIPE![/QUOTE]

    That reminds me. A friend of mine decided to keep a painted Jack-O-Lantern that his GF gave him one Halloween(how sweet- huhn). He set it up on top of a file cabinet and forgot about it.

BIG MISTAKE!

   One day he came in and noticed a smell before he even got into the shop. Pumpkins ferment, and explode to spread their seeds. What a mess, AND THE SMELL!! P.U.!!


Author:  L. Presnall [ Thu May 25, 2006 6:10 am ]
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My wife's name is Melanie, it's possible she and your apprentice are related...every week my Melanie gives me a "Honeydew" list!

Author:  Evan Gluck [ Thu May 25, 2006 6:22 am ]
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I'm no doctor but there appears to be a melonoma right next to your apprentices lip. I would peel yourself away from your shop and run to a doctor. If it was me I would go bananas!
I hope it turns out to be nothing.....
Evan

Author:  L. Presnall [ Thu May 25, 2006 6:36 am ]
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Orange you glad it's not you Evan?

Author:  Evan Gluck [ Thu May 25, 2006 8:15 am ]
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lemon tell you a thing or two about melons (does anyone think using "lemon instead of "lemme" is too far a stretch? Lots of CA fumes today)
Where's that nice Kiwi fella when we need him, oh well I need to veg out for a while, I am feelin a bit fruity
Evan

Author:  L. Presnall [ Thu May 25, 2006 8:45 am ]
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Yeh, it's startin' to get Ugli!

Author:  Billy T [ Thu May 25, 2006 9:23 pm ]
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I bet her favorite music is from John.... Cougar....Man! I can't even say it!

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