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Serge...go for the methane bang, dude! Just don't start preaching during any vaporous expulsions and you'll remain in good graces! A little Wagner music, or the music from "2001-A Space Odyssey" in the background would add a little class to the experiment.

Remember...is all in the interest of promoting science. That's your story, so stick to it!

You should be grateful that you have such good advisors to guide you through some of the mysteries of life. I'm sure our brother Hesh will have even better suggestions since he's considered to be "The Dali Llama of Flatulence"!    

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JJ
Napa, CA
http://www.DonohueGuitars.com

[QUOTE=Hesh1956] [QUOTE=JJ Donohue] "The Dali Llama of Flatulence"!    [/QUOTE]

Well it breaks up the monotony of the "Ommmmmmmmm" while meditating.

I could post some pics here from my procedure yesterday? [/QUOTE]

Wonderful suggestion, Hesh...make sure to include a sound clip or 2. Too bad you didn't think to include an ignition source...you could have melted the ice from the neighborhood sidewalks as you take your walk.

Please make me stop...I'm out of control!!!

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JJ
Napa, CA
http://www.DonohueGuitars.com

Thanks, Hesh...coming from the "Master of Flatuology" I'm humbled and "flattered" by your approval.

Poor Sony! This borders on cruelty to animals. My advice...get a canary for the shop. And like the old coal miners did, if the canary dies, evacuate the building immediately!!!

Let's face it, Dude...you're a walking HazMat disaster. Your carbon footprint is off the charts!

And to think...I wanted to make a road trip to Ann Arbor to pay a visit this weekend. Now I understand why you were not available. A truer friend is hard to find!

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JJ
Napa, CA
http://www.DonohueGuitars.com

That's why the alien spends iit's time looking for beer, anything to forget about that nasty odor! Pooor Sony, little or close to no protection from a neutron bomb!

Hesh, you're as close as can be to prove to me that the Big Bang theory is true, but only in your underwear!

[QUOTE=Hesh1956]Well it breaks up the monotony of the "Ommmmmmmmm" while meditating.[/QUOTE]
Wouldn't that be, "OmmmmmmmMAN!!! ?

[quote][quote]Repent Ron! If your taking a banjo, it ain't heaven!!! [/quote]    

It'll be heaven for me and Serge!!! [/quote]

    You gotta REALLY Repent Ron! If your taking Serge it REALLY won't be heaven!

    Poor Sony! Somebody call the ASPCA!!

      At this rate someday Hesh is gonna be charged with war crimes! I can see it now, the Weezenfall center!!!

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Billy Dean Thomas
Covina, CA

"Multi famam, conscientiam, pauci verentur."
(Many fear their reputation, few their conscience)

Hesh, the problem is not with his eyesight, may i suggest you remove that brwn fog in front of his pooh face?

Serge and I are trying out for the Heavenly Orchestra!!










AND, we're in good company:















Ron

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OLD MAN formerly (and formally) known as:

Ron Wisdom

Somewhere in the middle of Arkansas......

Hey Ron, you forgot Hesh's pic, remember, the pic where he plays banjo on the balcony!

You better bring Beano Hesh, we can't stand sulfuric gases in Heaven!

There's a lot of evil conspiring people that play banjo

    Uncle Joe always used to play for Lenin, Lenin loved the Banjo!


    Adolf- It was rumored "Der Fueher palyed a mean Deutchland Deutchland



     Manson- Here he's taking requests from the guards


     OJ Simpson


     Joan Rivers


     George Michaels


Come on! Need I say more!!    

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Billy Dean Thomas
Covina, CA

"Multi famam, conscientiam, pauci verentur."
(Many fear their reputation, few their conscience)

Wow, flatulence, beano, banjos, heaven and Sony all in the same thread! Reminde to self, visit off-topic section more often.

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Dave Rector
Rector Guitars

You have all heard about Darwin awards? Given to those that truly deserved to be removed from the gene pool.

Man was found dead in his bedroom.    Didn't have much in the way of heat, so he had covered the windows and stuffed cloths under the door in hopes of keeping his small bedroom warmer. There was no apparent cause of death. The coroner ruled asphyxiation. The bean burritos did him in. They thought that the smell was from decomp. It was the murder weapon.

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Aoibeann

That's probably not too far fetched, Lillian.



OK, Hesh, you're in!!!


Billy, what can I say? I'm OK with everyone except Joan Rivers.    Of course, St. Peter is a bluegrass fanatic, and I'm convinced he'll carefully screen out many of those that you posted. Having a banjo isn't the key to getting in, but from the people you've included it's obvious that most people believe that all they need is a banjo and they're in. Ha

Ron

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OLD MAN formerly (and formally) known as:

Ron Wisdom

Somewhere in the middle of Arkansas......

I'm sorry, but Joan has gotten outright scary.

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Aoibeann