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Edited by Old Man on 16 February 2007 at 12:41pm

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OLD MAN formerly (and formally) known as:

Ron Wisdom

Somewhere in the middle of Arkansas......

Never mind what?   

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"An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly considered." G. K. Chesterton.

Yeah, well I thought the Osage Orange back and sides never really went with the purpleheart bindings...

Wow, I would have loved to see that guitar Sam. Did Ron put up a picture?










Edited by Bruce Dickey, 16 February, 2007, 1:04PM

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Think so...unless it was a retina burn form a previous website I was looking at...








Edited by Sam Price, Stardate -316128.22

All right all you editor wannabes

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[QUOTE=Sam Price] Yeah, well I thought the Osage Orange back and sides never really went with the purpleheart bindings... [/QUOTE]
And the redwood top--you forgot the redwood top!!!

With a burst to boot!

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Check my oil too, if you don`t mind,,,

I've seen a few of these never mind threads here of the past few months. Are they posted for entertainment value or what? I just don't get it?

If it is just for entertainment, I offer the following................


The following were taken off of actual police car videos from around the country.

15)"Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."

14)"Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."

13)"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

12)"Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun."

11)"So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

10)"Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh... did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"

9)"Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

8)"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

7)"Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey *#!*."

6)"Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

5)"In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."   

4)"Just how big were those two beers?"

3)"No sir we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

2)"I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."

And the best one.....


1)"You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? ... You're   right, we don't .. Sign here.

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"An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly considered." G. K. Chesterton.

Thanks for the laugh, Steve!

Ron, maybe we can discuss this further at the get-together at your shop.

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Dave Rector
Rector Guitars

Steve, looks like you are pretty busy at work!

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Peter M.
Cornerstone Guitars
http://www.cornerstoneukes.com

Ron, the depth and originality of your worldview never ceases to amaze me... Very few people I know can convey so much with so little spoken... You truely are a wise Old Man...

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who else noticed that sam has found her edit button but she had to go into warp drive to catch up with it!!!

Steve that was major funny, sign here.













Edited by Old Man, 16 February 2007, 6:21PM

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[QUOTE=old man] .

I couldn't agree more









Edited by Old Man on 16 February 2007 at 12:41pm[/QUOTE]

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Edited by Bruce Dickey, 16 February 2007, 9:38PM

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OLD MAN formerly (and formally) known as:

Ron Wisdom

Somewhere in the middle of Arkansas......

Finally Ron! I'm glad to see you had second thoughts about banjo postings! I knew you could catch on!

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Covina, CA

"Multi famam, conscientiam, pauci verentur."
(Many fear their reputation, few their conscience)

If i hear you Ron, you're trying to express the eloquence of synchronicity via the consequency of the euphemism of the theory of the relativity that would also explain the loophole that is hidden in the upper transgalaxian hyerarchy of the nebulas per se?

[QUOTE=Serge Poirier] If i hear you Ron, you're trying to express the eloquence of synchronicity via the consequency of the euphemism of the theory of the relativity that would also explain the loophole that is hidden in the upper transgalaxian hyerarchy of the nebulas per se?

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Give that man a ceegar!!! You nailed it, Serge.


Ron










.Edited by Humpty Dumpty, 18 February, 07 at 09:30 A.M

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OLD MAN formerly (and formally) known as:

Ron Wisdom

Somewhere in the middle of Arkansas......

Hey Ron, we're connected!

[QUOTE=Serge Poirier] that would also explain the loophole that is hidden in the upper transgalaxian hyerarchy of the nebulas per se?

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That'll be in sector ZZ9 PLURA Z ALPHA, then.





Edited by on 19th February at 11.57am