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This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
    
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How
about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
    
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
    
    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
    
    is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26.
    
    Then:
    
    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
    
    
    
    and
    
    
    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
    
    But,
    
    A-T-T-I -T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
    
    And,
    
   
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    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the and [edit] kissing that will put you over the top.

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19+13+1+18+20+1+19+19=110%

Sorry - that was a bit over the top

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Good one Dave!!

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Guys, I love ya both and you know it, but I have to edit your post to remove the cussin

Sorry bout that...

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Lance,

Profuse apologies - it won't happen again.

I'll put my keyboard into "read only mode" for Lent and probably beyond.

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Lance
Thanks for the edit. It was my first and will be my last time for cussin'
Really sorry about this.

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But it sure was funny...and really not offensive IMO.

Dave...please don't do what I think you alluded to!!! We need your wisdom around here.

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Hey Dave
I sure don't want you to put your keyboard to rest. I started this topic and I'm not leaving just complying.
Hope you will do the same my friend. You bring too much good to this place to keep silent.

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I hear for Jim Carrey, everything adds up to "23"

His upcoming movie...


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[QUOTE=Shawn] I hear for Jim Carrey, everything adds up to "23"

His upcoming movie...[/QUOTE]
Saw him on Letterman this week. He held up a card that spelled out his and Letterman's names. Add up the number of letters and you get--23! Spooky!


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