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Out of curiosity, I would love to know what the final tally was on the swap meet.  I don't really care to know what the individual sellers sold, but what the total number was, and maybe what that translated into in dollars for the OLF.  This is just pure curiosity for me as it seems like a lot of goods and money was 'swapped' last week, at least that is what my wallet shows!

Of course, this may be none of my business too!

David,

The grand total was tabulated by an undisclosed CPA firm in Mongolia. The number sent, via super encription software, is written in a special ink, on a special paper, that is only visible when the sun aligns with the moon on a certain date once a year. This Paper is in a titanium briefcase, laced with high explosives, ready to detonate with the slightest tampering, in fact since it is lashed to Brock's wrist, he hasn't even been allowed to shower ( due to the possible electrical shorts causing premature ejac&^%$%^/detonation). Only Lance knows the number to open the brief case and that number has been deeply implanted in his subconcious and will require years of therapy to extrude. Specialists are being flown in as we speak in effort to duplicate the data but this will take quite some doing...

Simply put...you ain't never gonna know

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Dave Bland

remember...

"If it doesn't play in tune...it's just pretty wood"

I had electrical shorts once, but that was back in the '60s.

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