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old man

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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:38 pm

Brazilian Rosewood

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Location: United States

Jack Handey???

Ron

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Somewhere in the middle of Arkansas......

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Serge Poirier

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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 12:08 am

Brazilian Rosewood

Joined: Sun Dec 25, 2005 6:32 am
Posts: 7774
Location: Canada

A charade inside an enigma holding a secret mystery! Calling the Universe here!

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Bruce Dickey

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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 12:38 am

Brazilian Rosewood

Joined: Wed Feb 01, 2006 3:25 am
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Location: Russellville, Arkansas

Bruce Dickey38832.4024652778

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John Mayes

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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 1:29 am

Brazilian Rosewood

Joined: Sat Jan 08, 2005 3:37 am
Posts: 2670
Location: United States
First name: John
Last Name: Mayes
City: Norman
State: OK
Focus: Build
Status: Professional

[QUOTE=old man] Jack Handey???

Ron[/QUOTE]

indeed....

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John Mayes

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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 1:30 am

Brazilian Rosewood

Joined: Sat Jan 08, 2005 3:37 am
Posts: 2670
Location: United States
First name: John
Last Name: Mayes
City: Norman
State: OK
Focus: Build
Status: Professional

If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my
holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy
said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and
started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say,
"That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then
everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun
of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a
free drink.

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John Mayes

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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 1:31 am

Brazilian Rosewood

Joined: Sat Jan 08, 2005 3:37 am
Posts: 2670
Location: United States
First name: John
Last Name: Mayes
City: Norman
State: OK
Focus: Build
Status: Professional

I bet when the neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would
always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick, heavy brows." Then they
would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big
hunky brows too, and they'd get mad and eat the snowman.

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John Mayes

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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 1:34 am

Brazilian Rosewood

Joined: Sat Jan 08, 2005 3:37 am
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Location: United States
First name: John
Last Name: Mayes
City: Norman
State: OK
Focus: Build
Status: Professional

I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was
free. To make someone run out with potato salad in his hand, pretending
he's throwing up, is not what I call hospitality.

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John Mayes

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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 1:35 am

Brazilian Rosewood

Joined: Sat Jan 08, 2005 3:37 am
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Location: United States
First name: John
Last Name: Mayes
City: Norman
State: OK
Focus: Build
Status: Professional

He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he
made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she
disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, "Dust to
dust," some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging,
he told the others, "I'll be waiting for you in heaven--with a gun."

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Red Ennis

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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:07 am

Mahogany

Joined: Fri Feb 10, 2006 11:56 pm
Posts: 62
Location: United States

Its definitely got to be the glue.
Red

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Red Ennis

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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:08 am

Mahogany

Joined: Fri Feb 10, 2006 11:56 pm
Posts: 62
Location: United States

Earth to John, Earth to John, come in John!

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Serge Poirier

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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:45 am

Brazilian Rosewood

Joined: Sun Dec 25, 2005 6:32 am
Posts: 7774
Location: Canada

[QUOTE=Bruce Dickey]

[/QUOTE]

Way too cute! Good one Bruce!

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charliewood

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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 4:07 am

Koa

Joined: Thu Mar 30, 2006 4:33 am
Posts: 1518
Location: Canada

John Mayes, ROFL!!!!

more more, encore encore!
Cheers
Charliewood

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Todd Rose

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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 4:25 am

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Location: Ithaca, New York, United States

John, if I had a mind as... um... shall we say as _unique_ as yours, I'd be reluctant to go public with it.

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burbank

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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 5:25 am

Koa

Joined: Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:40 am
Posts: 1900
Location: Spokane, Washington
First name: Pat
Last Name: Foster
State: Eastern WA
Focus: Build

Gee, John,

I was thinking of getting your DVD on voicing. Now, I dunno. Are you contagious?

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burbank

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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 5:26 am

Koa

Joined: Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:40 am
Posts: 1900
Location: Spokane, Washington
First name: Pat
Last Name: Foster
State: Eastern WA
Focus: Build

Bruce,

He is a cute lil' feller, isn't he?

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John Mayes

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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 12:39 pm

Brazilian Rosewood

Joined: Sat Jan 08, 2005 3:37 am
Posts: 2670
Location: United States
First name: John
Last Name: Mayes
City: Norman
State: OK
Focus: Build
Status: Professional

I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is
they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff,
then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What
was THAT?!"

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John Mayes

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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 12:40 pm

Brazilian Rosewood

Joined: Sat Jan 08, 2005 3:37 am
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Location: United States
First name: John
Last Name: Mayes
City: Norman
State: OK
Focus: Build
Status: Professional

If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadors
came up to you and asked where the gold was, I don't think it would be a
good idea to say, "I swallowed it. So sue me."

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John Mayes

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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 12:47 pm

Brazilian Rosewood

Joined: Sat Jan 08, 2005 3:37 am
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Location: United States
First name: John
Last Name: Mayes
City: Norman
State: OK
Focus: Build
Status: Professional

The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very
large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if
someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean
this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes,
where I've hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?

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John Mayes

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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 12:48 pm

Brazilian Rosewood

Joined: Sat Jan 08, 2005 3:37 am
Posts: 2670
Location: United States
First name: John
Last Name: Mayes
City: Norman
State: OK
Focus: Build
Status: Professional

Sometimes, when I drive across the desert in the middle of the night, with
no other cars around, I start imagining: What if there were no civilization
out there? No cities, no factories, no people? And then I think: No people
or factories? Then who made this car? And this highway? And I get so
confused I have to stick my head out the window into the driving rain---
unless there's lightning, because I could get struck on the head by a bolt.

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MSpencer

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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 12:55 pm

Koa

Joined: Sat Feb 11, 2006 10:40 am
Posts: 1286
Location: United States

I think Mayes might need some therapy

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burbank

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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 1:24 pm

Koa

Joined: Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:40 am
Posts: 1900
Location: Spokane, Washington
First name: Pat
Last Name: Foster
State: Eastern WA
Focus: Build

Too late.

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A Peebels

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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 1:41 pm

Koa

Joined: Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:43 pm
Posts: 1031
Location: United States

You guys crack me up. I haven't laughed so hard in ages.

Al

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old man

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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 1:47 pm

Brazilian Rosewood

Joined: Mon Jul 04, 2005 7:13 am
Posts: 3270
Location: United States

If you follow this thread all the way through, isn't it amazing how this group can create something so entertaining out of nothing.

Nothing but a period and the imaginations go berserk. Thanks for the lighter moments.

Ron

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Serge Poirier

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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 1:58 pm

Brazilian Rosewood

Joined: Sun Dec 25, 2005 6:32 am
Posts: 7774
Location: Canada

Thank you Ron, i really needed these great moments, lutherie is really fun but can be hard at times for anybody, this thread was a joy to follow, thanks to you and your awesome imagination and to all who made me laugh so hard!

Serge

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Dave Anderson

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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 2:30 pm

Brazilian Rosewood

Joined: Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:11 am
Posts: 2761
Location: Tampa Bay
First name: Dave
Last Name: Anderson
City: Clearwater
State: Florida
Zip/Postal Code: 33755
Country: United States

Oh man, FUNNY Stuff John Mayes!!!!

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