OK - Here are some -
Disclaimer -If you feel insulted by any of these, then they do not apply to you. Please ignore them and just consider the source.
These are just random musings without regard to anyone. Please don't take anything seriously or personally. Have fun! Please add to the list.
Guitars built with HHG are better and sound better.
Vintage sound is better than modern sound.
Heavy guitars can't sound good.
Bone sounds better than tusk.
Rough sanding on the inside sounds better than smooth sanding.
Forward shifted X-braces sound better.
Sound is round.
Intonation is more about the guitar than the player.
Nitro sounds better than modern finishes.
Satin finish sounds better than gloss.
Gloss finish looks better than satin.
Double sides are not the same as laminate sides.
Guitars are just instruments.
More expensive guitars are better than less expensive guitars.
Proper wood choices ensure the sound you are looking for.
Ebony is too heavy to use as a bridge.
All luthier built guitars are better than any factory built guitar.
A guitar can not be repaired if it has been exposed to silicone oil.
Cedar tops have to be thicker than 0.090"
A guitar with a back that moves will sound better than a rigid back.
The sound hole belongs under the strings.
Carbon fiber added to necks makes them better.
Bracing that is tall and thin sounds better than short and wide.
There is a treble and a bass side for soundboards and the should be treated differently.
It makes a difference if you tone bars go up or down.
German spruce sound better than Canadian.
Break angle is more important than string height above the soundboard.
Vertical grain on braces is better/stronger than horizontal.
Brazilian Rosewood is the best sounding wood.
__________wood is the next Brazilian.